The Party's Over . . .

It is with great sadness and deep regret that I have to announce the commencement of clementine season. Alright they are still around, but not in abundance nor nearly as cheap. I was downing them like a Hunt's Point hoe. And as much as I adore their sweet juiciness, I'm not willing to turn tricks to afford them. So it's the end of clementine season for this broad broad. It was a fun ride.

What perverted fool thought of that slogan? It sounds like something I would write. Hahaha!